Can You Beat Untitled Goose Game Without Honking? 

مشترک شدن
بازدید 1.2M
98% 12 214 146

Thanks to the ever present threat of humanity’s complete annihilation at the hands of a resentful AI, gamers now have the opportunity to live virtual lives and experience reality in ways once thought to be forever delegated to the world of science fiction. Can You Beat Untitled Goose Game Without Honking?
Mitten Squad Discord: discordapp.com/invite/mittensquad
Check out some of my other videos if you enjoyed this one:
Can You Beat Bioshock With Only A Wrench?: iritem.info/cd/fy-lm-h-y/gLxld8zU13qXYmQ.html
Can You Beat Fallout 4 Without A Pip-Boy?: iritem.info/cd/fy-lm-h-y/oZN4kdO_v4Lcq3U.html
Can You Beat Skyrim With Only A Fork?: iritem.info/cd/fy-lm-h-y/pqWHcti6vnjVjJ8.html
Can You Beat Skyrim Without Taking Any Damage?: iritem.info/cd/fy-lm-h-y/brerg9PfmXPUoHk.html
Can You Beat Skyrim By Only Using Shouts?: iritem.info/cd/fy-lm-h-y/brerg9PfmXPUoHk.html
Can You Beat Fallout 4 With Only A Commie Whacker?: iritem.info/cd/fy-lm-h-y/rKiKkdG3u2adlJc.html
Can You Beat Honest Hearts Without Taking Any Damage?: iritem.info/cd/fy-lm-h-y/gLCjnLTV3mSWbnU.html
Twitter: mittensquad
Equipment I use (and other affiliate links):
Buy Fallout 76: amzn.to/2Sh4AtW
Elgato HD60 S Capture Card: amzn.to/2EK8R6w
Focusrite Scarlett Solo Audio Interface: amzn.to/2q9gKbF
Audio-Technica AT2020 XLR Microphone: amzn.to/2EIkSt7
Apple iMac: amzn.to/2CEwHy3
Western Digital 4TB My Passport: amzn.to/2O4nFwc
Samsung T5 500GB Portable SSD: amzn.to/2EI7xB7
Tribesigns L-Shaped Corner Desk: amzn.to/2EGodZG
Can You Beat Untitled Goose Game Without Honking? (in text form)
Thanks to the flexibility afforded to the goose via its loose and very wringable neck, you can bend down to avoid obstacles. But the benefits of being a goose do not stop there, you can also pick up all sorts of trash, tennis balls, and even pieces of metal several times heavier than the goose itself. Before spreading my wings and taking my place on the high seas, I got familiar with hiding in the grass, then finally took to the water to begin showboating and ruining someone’s picnic.
I then went ahead and dragged some dirt into the water, providing another example of the disgusting raw strength of the goose, and checked my objectives. Nothing too complicated. I thought for a moment that the picnic it referenced was to take place on this blue napkin. After stealing the radio I learned how wrong I was. In a panicked attempt to shock myself to death, I completed another objective by getting the groundskeeper wet. Once I got my radio back, I discovered that there are places on this earth where even a groundskeeper, despite the ground being in their name, won’t go. I taunted him a bit before breaking into my garden to begin putting the rake in the lake. It took me one attempt. The rake was where it belonged, in my private quarters.
On my way back to the garden, I found the real picnic blanket and dropped a few things off on it. I tried to use the lawn mower, couldn’t because this game is trash. How difficult would it have been to have a handle you can grab to try and start the mower? To get over my disappointment, I started stealing all the carrots in the world. I got bored after about 3 and moved on to other things, like stealing the keys and hiding them in my museum of stolen objects. Using the goose’s inherent ability to stealthily sneak into any environment, I entered the garden again and took the handheld shovel. The sprinkler system provided a distraction, allowing me to put the watering can where it belonged.
Operation Pumpkin Patch was my next objective. Rescue a pumpkin from the patch. This multifaceted mission was more convoluted than my mind can comprehend. I stole a pumpkin to distract the groundskeeper, allowing me to get by him and turn on the hose again, which got him out of the way so I could grab the jam and hide it in the bushes. By the time I had the jam, he was returning from shutting off the hose. It was then I took the pumpkin again, but the idiot fell for it, and I finally got the hand shovel, completing my mission in the process.
A few minutes were spent moving my toys from their sanctuary to the picnic blanket. I also tried to offer a flower as a peace offering, he wasn’t swept off his feet like I thought he would be. As a punishment, I hid his boots in the miniature jungle in the garden. The cooler called out to me like a siren in the sea, the orange and white made me think it belonged in my museum, which it did even if it didn’t know it yet.
With the jam now jamming with the radio and the other picnic objects, two objectives remained: Make the groundskeeper wear his sunhat, and make him hammer his thumb. I had no idea how to do either of those, so I spent a while taking everything I could off to the museum for safe keeping. Things got a little cramp, which was when I did a bit of redecorating.


تاریخ انتشار


2019 10 اكتبر





افزودن به:

لیست پخش من
تماشا در فرصتی دیگر
نظر 100   
TheBros2theend پیش روز
God bless heal and save you
Lavalord96 [Remixed]
Lavalord96 [Remixed] پیش 5 روز
I feel like that first "honk" should be a meta honk, because it doesn't use it as an in-game mechanic; a cut scene plays instead. This is like how in super Mario Odyssey, when you wake up mario, it says "Jump" but it was actually just a cut scene, and did NOT raise the in-game jump counter. Yes, I watched game champ's video.
orleans junky
orleans junky پیش 5 روز
0:20 "damit :("
Foxtrot پیش 7 روز
the glitch you tried with the boot is better performed with the can in the sanctuary and very fast clicking with your neck on low position (Ftd. by DeSync)
《VeSinc》 پیش 8 روز
I honestly wished the rest of the video was just a black screen after the intro but this still was entertaining
Anthony Monaghan
Anthony Monaghan پیش 9 روز
very first honk does not count as it is control tutorial
Gay Reverse Card
Gay Reverse Card پیش 10 روز
UGG, I hate the idea of this.
random guy
random guy پیش 10 روز
No no you can't it's illegal
Spookyboyo پیش 11 روز
why does he sound like he is in the actual point of view of a goose
Chris O
Chris O پیش 11 روز
I come here every few months just to watch the first 23 seconds to brighten my day.
Wounded Lion
Wounded Lion پیش 14 روز
Honk !!!
Kim Kim
Kim Kim پیش 14 روز
if im the grounds keeper ... then my dinner for tonight will be tasty
blackpotato master
blackpotato master پیش 17 روز
Can u beat goat simulator without.. idk someone will finish this
Berry Nation
Berry Nation پیش 19 روز
this guy sounds like squid kid
op games
op games پیش 19 روز
Right now he has 999k subs
Not Cthulhu
Not Cthulhu پیش 22 روز
Does this mean that Thatcher is alive?
Aiden Bolin
Aiden Bolin پیش 22 روز
Is he playing a wii
Aiden Bolin
Aiden Bolin پیش 22 روز
It said tap zl
Gus Fergus
Gus Fergus پیش 23 روز
My favorite part is just the sarcastic remarks about stuff. have a subscribe
【luan】 پیش 26 روز
"my museum of stolen objects" youre sounding like England.
SilentWolfXr پیش 28 روز
"Can you beat Untitled Goose Game without honking?" Intro to game starts and you see "press Y to honk." Paul: says very sadly "damnit.."
Notsure پیش ماه
Honestly thought this was a GOOSE_IT video becaus- wait...
Toasterparty پیش ماه
The speedrun of this game only honks once. You can prop fly, clip etc
Taudo! پیش ماه
i- i - i don't think I can hold it any longer!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH honk :)
absol 1006
absol 1006 پیش ماه
Impossible. Witchcraft
Lord RWBY and Nep watcher
*reads title* IMPOSSIBLE
Kansas State
Kansas State پیش ماه
"and it was almost time for the second battle of hoover dam." Mitten goose, 2020
Mister Spoof
Mister Spoof پیش ماه
"you are prompted to test out the controls because most people have never been a goose" Who among us here has been a goose?
Aannoying Caat
Aannoying Caat پیش ماه
I wonder if there’s actually someone who watches Paul’s videos who sits thinks about whether or not they enjoyed the video and or learned anything before liking
Dany0i پیش ماه
Me on moblie going through fallout 4 on the youtube home tab: IRitems algorithm: GOOSE
Garland Nelson
Garland Nelson پیش ماه
Somebody needs to screenshot the title put it on the jacksepticeye reddit page and call it the hynonkning
Cooper Eleven.0
Cooper Eleven.0 پیش ماه
Michael Mathews
Michael Mathews پیش ماه
Paul alwasy has to pick a convoluted solution for a stupid problem
Aiden Anderko
Aiden Anderko پیش ماه
will you do a dark souls chalenge
Five Geese
Five Geese پیش ماه
My brother
Vigilante Rorschach
Vigilante Rorschach پیش ماه
You can, but why? Why would you not HONK?
Trashlord پیش ماه
No you can't.
ben lackey
ben lackey پیش ماه
The pain in his voice when he says damit
Christopher Schumacher
Christopher Schumacher پیش 2 ماه
Keep up the great work!
-Kookchu پیش 2 ماه
The mute goose Today in cinemas Bad joke ik ༎ຶ‿༎ຶ
OMGplays پیش ماه
I don't even think that's a joke
Soviet Spaghet
Soviet Spaghet پیش 2 ماه
That "dammit" was the most emotion I've heard from this channel
Some Random Knuckles In A Tank
6:06 Jesus that went from 0 to a 100 real fast
Rebel Riot
Rebel Riot پیش 2 ماه
Iago Tavares
Iago Tavares پیش 2 ماه
Omg I Love this video so much, the beginning when he says dammit is so incredibly good
Artur Maciąg
Artur Maciąg پیش 2 ماه
Why did i imagine a big text saying NO and rick song in the background
Batabii پیش 2 ماه
"hand shovel"
perfect fitz
perfect fitz پیش 2 ماه
10/10 LOST reference lmao
McFinnaPants پیش 2 ماه
This feels like a sponsored video but it... isn't?
Wyatt Hooten
Wyatt Hooten پیش 2 ماه
"I tryed picking at his eyes as he cowered on the ground,didnt work though."
PKAmedia پیش 2 ماه
Geese, it will either be us or them.. Either way, there shall be no survivors.
Isaiah Dobesh
Isaiah Dobesh پیش 2 ماه
That initial *damnit* so much sadness! You’ve got a sub
shazamm 28
shazamm 28 پیش 2 ماه
Wait thats illegal
wiLLiam پیش 2 ماه
Chivamaru de las rosas
Chivamaru de las rosas پیش 2 ماه
4:05 that lost reference tho 10/10
mentra1 پیش 3 ماه
You could’ve glitched into the skybox over the stuff and fly over the gate
Void Blaster
Void Blaster پیش 3 ماه
This is physical pain
OMGplays پیش ماه
@Void Blaster no
Void Blaster
Void Blaster پیش 3 ماه
There must be honks
Unnstoppable Fury
Unnstoppable Fury پیش 3 ماه
Can you beat untitled goose game without honking? Well shit
imcookedgoose پیش 3 ماه
That honk at the beginning was to remind you that geese will never let you have anything
Sage Colvard
Sage Colvard پیش 3 ماه
It should be noted, the any% speedrun of this game doesn't complete any objectives except the very last one, so it's honkless except for the tutorial honk.
Henrik Gønge Fjord Mikkelsen
"The siren song of the cooler" hahaha 😂 😂
(RA1D) Schattenjäger
(RA1D) Schattenjäger پیش 3 ماه
No, its impossible
OMGplays پیش ماه
(X) to doubt
dQuigz پیش 3 ماه
Save yourself the time it takes to scroll down here and read this message: Spoiler alert no
The FlamerGamer
The FlamerGamer پیش 3 ماه
That is not a celery
Gio_ TheRandom
Gio_ TheRandom پیش 3 ماه
6:06 Mitten, What did you just do?
Matthew Brown
Matthew Brown پیش 3 ماه
This is blasphemy but that's acceptable for this goose
Shy Rose
Shy Rose پیش 3 ماه
Personally I saw a spider
I mean like you already lost because you said “honk” soooooo yah better start laughing “awkwardly” ;)
thundering dumbass
thundering dumbass پیش 3 ماه
Trying to play this game without honking should be a war crime.
Dzidek 0879
Dzidek 0879 پیش 3 ماه
Mess with the honk You get the bonk...
PGSred پیش 3 ماه
I would've lost my shit if the video ended right at the beginning
The StRyKer
The StRyKer پیش 3 ماه
The damnit at the beginning is the most emotion I’ve heard from mitten squad
Jesus Christ
Jesus Christ پیش 3 ماه
22 seconds in and he already lost the challenge smh
Kryten FiveTwoThreeP
Kryten FiveTwoThreeP پیش 3 ماه
I'm offended that you called that leek a celery, the humble leek is one of the symbols of my country and you disrespected it!
DIO, Gone To Heaven
DIO, Gone To Heaven پیش 3 ماه
Sanctuary Hills 2nd Battle Of Hoover Dam *Me: Yes. Untitled goose game happens because of nukes.*
The Cult
The Cult پیش 3 ماه
He sounded so depressed when it told him to honk in the beginning
Tom Rainford
Tom Rainford پیش 3 ماه
evil joe
evil joe پیش 3 ماه
PAYSON DAVIS پیش 3 ماه
"Most people have never been a goose" Deadass?
HanCrane پیش 3 ماه
First honk doesnt count.
darnbog0 پیش 3 ماه
6:49 “celery” *That’s a leak*
Retchr0 پیش 3 ماه
This is a sin goose must go honk
Adam Molloy
Adam Molloy پیش 3 ماه
Handheld shovel... Trowel, Paul, it's a Trowel ;-;
Rhythm Echo
Rhythm Echo پیش 3 ماه
I'm dead 😂
Itsda Memes25
Itsda Memes25 پیش 3 ماه
Why would u not hjonk? Hjonking is best part of game…
Tim M
Tim M پیش 3 ماه
I didnt learn anything
danstormer پیش 3 ماه
'The disgusting raw strength of the goose'.... I'm totally using that for a song title.
Bob The Bone Boy
Bob The Bone Boy پیش 4 ماه
This game was practically made for your style of videos, this video was especially funny.
Balosa Ani
Balosa Ani پیش 4 ماه
0:18 My Favorite part
Corona Fighter
Corona Fighter پیش 4 ماه
I like the part where Paul is literally narrating the goose's life
Untitled Goose
Untitled Goose پیش 4 ماه
Hmmmm no
Miguel Villegas
Miguel Villegas پیش 4 ماه
To honk, or not to honk. That is life’s true question. 😔😔😔
Overlord e
Overlord e پیش 4 ماه
This game was made for him
Flix پیش 4 ماه
Ha well that was quack......... I mean quick
May Darkness Rain
May Darkness Rain پیش 4 ماه
Sir that's a leek
Jason Pittman
Jason Pittman پیش 4 ماه
Firefox9956 پیش 4 ماه
⠀⠀ ⠀⠀
Nightweaver20xx پیش 4 ماه
0:00 Can you beat Untitled Goose Game without honking? 0:20 No, you can't. THE END
Dark Noctis
Dark Noctis پیش 4 ماه
Anyone else notice this is the switch version?
1987'S Proxy
1987'S Proxy پیش 4 ماه
"most people" I've like to know who are the few lucky bastards living life as a goose , is are godly mitten squad hiding something ?
Straight As A Circle
Straight As A Circle پیش 4 ماه
You're a monster
Who am I?
Who am I? پیش 4 ماه
The time I got reincarnated as a goose
Untitled Goose Game (FULL GAME)
The Bachelor - SNL
بازدید 4.5M
The Bachelor - SNL
بازدید 4.5M
the boys play among us (again)
The Downfall Of My Channel...