In the world of post-apocalyptic role playing video games, you don’t got a lotta options. There’s Fallout, Wasteland, Elmo’s Letter Adventure, and Metro. But one of those is not like the others. Can You Beat Metro Last Light With Only A Revolver?
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Can You Beat Metro Last Light With Only A Revolver? (in text form)
Metro Last Light picks up one sequel development period after Metro 2033. Artyom got his 25 kill streak, launched nukes at the enemy team, got betrayed by Shepherd again, it was a great time to be anyone but me. The general plot of this movie is to track down the last Dark One who survived atomic blast that might’ve just been regular missiles, I don’t actually remember. As expected, I chose to play on baby spartan mode instead of a mode that would require me to have any gaming prowess at all, and the game begins by failing the challenge. You’re in a tunnel with an assault rifle and no revolver. But it’s okay because that didn’t actually happen, it was all a dream.
After waking up, I spelled out Bazinga in morse code, got my equipment from proctologist Teagan, fitted myself with two variations of the same revolver- one silenced with a red dot sight and another with a long barrel for better range, and followed Khan to the meeting with Colonel Miller. Khan did what Khan does, piss everyone off and make me go it alone. Except this time I’m not alone, the stereotype sniper who doesn’t like you despite the fact that you almost single handedly wiped out the dark ones is along to make an already miserable existence even worse. On the surface, she instructed me to head to where the Dark One supposedly was. I failed at capturing the little boy, maybe I would’ve succeeded if I stuck a bullet in his kneecap. Instead, he played a movie in my head and caused me to get captured by the Germans.
Pavel, a different Pavel from the one in Metro 2033, helped me not get executed, gave me a knife, and we dove head first into sewage. This clever section gets you accustomed to not being detected by immediately gassing you to death if you’re detected. I didn’t get detected, I was just to stupid to figure out what I was supposed to do the first time around. That’s a common theme in my life. After a brief stint as an air duct rat, I continued my vertical journey towards freedom by choosing not to set the prisoners free. I got a revolver though, I considered a single gun with a few bullets to be worth more than the dozens of lives I left behind to end in agony.
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