Can You Beat Far Cry 3 With Only A Machete? 

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Far Cry 3 was widely regarded as one of the best games of 2012 thanks to its interesting characters, an world packed full of details to uncover about Rook Island’s history, and multiple ways to approach any combat situation with it’s wide variety of weapons. But what if you wanted to avoid almost every weapon in the game? Can You Beat Far Cry 3 With Only A Machete?
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Can You Beat Far Cry 3 With Only A Machete? (in text form)
The game begins with all these rascals behaving as typical college aged children. Shots, turtles, general douchbaggery, you tell by their hats that they’re just asking to be kidnapped by pirates and sold into a life of slavery and possible torture. Oh, well this is a nice surprise. Being tied up and trapped in what may or may not be a bamboo box would be fun if it I weren’t trapped in there two.
While Grant and I make our escape, allow me to explain a little bit about this run. I said “Machete” in the title because you start with the machete as your melee weapon, but you can also get a knife which I eventually upgraded to. What can’t I use to [bonk] people and animals? Pretty much everything. No firearms, no flamethrowers, no grenades, no molotov cocktails, no bow and arrow, no running people over, no throwing knives, no anything else. I can only use the knife or machete I have equipped in the melee weapon slot.
Because I’m trash at sneaking, it took several attempts to half-way escape. Grant, the typical older brother who knows how to do combat [bonk] and promises to keep me safe, got shot in the neck, I sat back, laughed, didn’t attempt to hold him, ran into the jungle and eventually escaped into the water where I blacked out, had a nightmare about a game logo, and woke up in a bed.
Dennis gave me a tattoo without my permission, seemed like a weird thing for someone to do, he gave me a machete, held my hand, showed me around the village, and sent me off to buy a gun. Far Cry 3 is unfortunately more like Bioshock Infinite and less of a Bioshock because you don’t have the option of wielding the machete in your hand as your main weapon. I can’t remove the pistol, but I can sure as hell waste all of the ammo I bought with Dennis’s money.
My island adventure begins now. With my empty handgun and machete dangling dangerously at my side, I approached the first radio tower, discovered that you have to hold Square for like a year to loot containers, got bit by a snake, looked down, and successfully de-activated the towers radio broadcast.
After I showed Denise my map, I was rewarded with 2 guns that are less than worthless to me, and was instructed to go skin some wildlife. Apparently [bonk]ing piglet’s entire family is enough to master the jungle. On the way to the farm, I looted an abandoned shack. Looting containers is something I don’t do much of in this play trough because there’s not much to find that’s worth looking for. Money is only useful for buying medical supplies and occasionally body armor. Normally you’d spend it on weapons and ammo, but that is irrelevant in this run.
At the farm, I [bonk]ed a few pigs, boars to be more precise, and conquered the PTSD I’ve had for about 6 minutes by going back into the water to find the blue plant. I returned to Dennis and used my new found nature trash to create 2 Medical Syringes, upgraded my sack to allow it to contain 32 items, and learned the stab in the back s[bonk].
I got in the truck and noticed that the camera really zoomed in for some reason. You field of view freaks may dislike this part. It was here that I got my first taste of real combat. There are pirate booties just asking to be plundered.


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2019 11 ژوئیه





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Sir- Jarrad
Sir- Jarrad پیش 13 ساعت
Should have called this episode can you beat far cry 3 as brock samson.
Propergander 83
Propergander 83 پیش 5 روز
You should try a half life 2 with only a pistol run
Xenogaming1None پیش 8 روز
Can you beat far cry 3 with a power glove
Spencer Mckenna
Spencer Mckenna پیش 8 روز
I like how you put vault boys face and body shape, then pasted Jason Brody’s hair, shirt, and tataus
Phenrique پیش 8 روز
One question, which is the best knife? The tanto or the tribal knife
Simon Wyzik
Simon Wyzik پیش 9 روز
Can you beat Far Cry 3 with only a spaghetti
Soulless Tomato
Soulless Tomato پیش 10 روز
bobby caley
bobby caley پیش 11 روز
"Made a mental note to find some dogs to murder" God bless you, Paul
Unhumanized پیش 11 روز
Leader of the ratbois all hail
Wounded Lion
Wounded Lion پیش 14 روز
I upgraded my sack years ago. Its so big now that it swings around when i run, and I often avoid walking through tall grass ;p
Bobbert پیش 16 روز
As I lie on my sofa listening to Paul whisper sweet nothings into ears something hit my brain like a sneaky weasel “is the music in the background, of the video, the royalty free ukulele soundtrack?!??!”
Leon Dream
Leon Dream پیش 17 روز
Wait that was a challange? Thats how i actually played it hahaha I always go melee if possible in any game
Dennis Woodhead
Dennis Woodhead پیش 19 روز
Mitten Squad I hope you had a million and go even passed it
Dennis Woodhead
Dennis Woodhead پیش 19 روز
I love you can you beat series
Toms Pilagd
Toms Pilagd پیش 20 روز
throughout the vid i thought that he was saxston hale
Shingen036 پیش 21 روز
Blood Dragon is a much better game.
The Boah
The Boah پیش 23 روز
Pema Lhamo
Pema Lhamo پیش 26 روز
Oh god this game is the same as far cry 5 but instead the bliss is called mist
Captin Brooster
Captin Brooster پیش 28 روز
Did he increase his skill level or take downs?
TacticalLambSauce پیش ماه
I love the fact that no matter what game it is mitten always puts vault boy on the thumbnail
panda034 پیش ماه
The ps4 controllers win most of the time
Todd Taylor
Todd Taylor پیش ماه
22:30 Jason finally realizes how the characters disappear so fast after a cutscene lol
Azure Siniy
Azure Siniy پیش ماه
Arrows are mini knives on sticks
Bowser the Koopa King
Bowser the Koopa King پیش ماه
Phone ya um you got a text saying that you friend di Mitten Squad SHUT UP
Hiems F
Hiems F پیش ماه
Can you beat skyrim, using only melee weapons
caljohn88 پیش ماه
1:04 Did he say "boned arrow?"
Marcos Longhitano
Marcos Longhitano پیش ماه
Far cry 3 on ps3 is way more hard you dont have the tribal knife :(
jorn پیش 22 روز
You can get that one Japanese knife tho. That one’s my favorite.
KillerKinkstar پیش ماه
I used to think farcry 3 was this flawless masterpiece but upon replaying farcry 3 I realised that the only good part was vaas, otherwise it has boring stealth, forced stealth missions which I always hate in farcry or any game for that matter and the twist main antagonist is just forgetful, I'm sure there are far better videos that go in more depth but I feel like farcry 3 true quality was clouded by one of it's best antagonists and nostalgia because of that
Edjumicated_ Gamer
Edjumicated_ Gamer پیش ماه
She fucked and killed me every time...
eorneb پیش ماه
You ducking make me laugh 😂 man.
Ryan Malik
Ryan Malik پیش ماه
Yes. If you not included story mission. Because in some mission it force you.
Hellif Iknow
Hellif Iknow پیش ماه
Has Vaas ever told you the definition of insanity?
Seth Perry
Seth Perry پیش ماه
Only half of them were at college
Dutspice پیش ماه
FC3 is the best Far Cry, tbh
Gregaro Ivadilinovich
Gregaro Ivadilinovich پیش ماه
When you were climbing the first tower I, out of instinct, screamed "beware of the snake!" Haven't played the game for 4 years now but I still remember that god damn snake. Great game.
Spartan117JMC پیش ماه
The sound quality was absolute SHAITE in that game though....
N3oGa1axyR3alm پیش ماه
now all he needs is a hockey mask and a tattered coat
N3oGa1axyR3alm پیش ماه
i hated that privateer mission where you have to destroy a satellite dish. i've never lost so much in a single fucking mission, the bad part is i had some shit powerful weapons.
Quaza پیش ماه
Boooo Casual
Jaden the OG Carter
Jaden the OG Carter پیش ماه
I like how he says "got attacked by a fucking crocodile and then a second crocodile"
Christopher Schumacher
You said a swear!?
Christopher Schumacher
You abandoned a bucket!!!!
Wired Wrong
Wired Wrong پیش ماه
I personally would not considered a forced mechanic to be a only with issue, since mechanics are a mechanics you use them and stop saying no I can't beat it with such and such only. Because interaction or forced requirements aside is requirement, if the grenade launcher is the best way to defend and the only time you ever use it. Think of it as a vehicle mounted weapon if it was gotten once entering the vehicle even more so.
Fuzzy Yetti
Fuzzy Yetti پیش ماه
This game was so much better than 4.
DamageJackal پیش 2 ماه
Having never played Far Cry 3, only Far Cry 4, and purposely sitting-out Far Cry 5 because of what I'm about to say; Goddamn... All the games look so similar. You have to do a very very similar "get this weird color plant from place to make meds" mission in Far Cry 4, as well.
Nitreon پیش 2 ماه
short answer: yes. even on master mode this game is so easy you can spam f and get away with it
Idarak1 پیش 2 ماه
First video of this guy I watch, and he references HBO's Oz. Instant subscribe
ggg ggg
ggg ggg پیش 2 ماه
Wow playd this game like 3 times only to find out you can upgrade your machette 😂😂😂
Earthquake William
Earthquake William پیش 2 ماه
10:05 in normal mode on my first play through I didn’t know about the water pumps, so I just ran through the fire and healed after
N0 پیش 2 ماه
you're good
EASY MONEY پیش 2 ماه
Lol im startin to think u are a masochist and enjoy torturing urself in these games😂😂😂
IansYT پیش 2 ماه
12:07 holy shit damn mittin you need to shave your legs
FeelsGood Man
FeelsGood Man پیش 2 ماه
Thats basically how you beat Far Cry 3 Classic with how broken deadzone still is in 2020. Literally Unplayable
Art0r1a پیش 2 ماه
In this game I got killed much more frequently by animals than humans.
Pavel Gavrilov
Pavel Gavrilov پیش 2 ماه
it was awesome! thank you for this video man!
Ha’am Man
Ha’am Man پیش 2 ماه
*Happy Pyrocynical noises*
Moisés Carvalho
Moisés Carvalho پیش 2 ماه
And the answer is: "No"
Red reaper
Red reaper پیش 2 ماه
can you beat doom eternal with only your fists
Darth Semen
Darth Semen پیش 2 ماه
as much as i like far cry 3. 4 is so much better
monkeyman2819 پیش 2 ماه
I slapped myself in the face when I realised Willis is in farcry 4 aswell
Shadow Raider
Shadow Raider پیش 2 ماه
Try killing a heavy with a machete see how that turns out 😆
Bob Kraft
Bob Kraft پیش 2 ماه
Every farcry is exactly the same after this one
Taylor city GAMING
Taylor city GAMING پیش 2 ماه
I guess I'm not the only one to get bit by a snake at the first rower
Yeets A lot
Yeets A lot پیش 2 ماه
Hiw do u get the knife
damoncross diamond
damoncross diamond پیش 2 ماه
I hope you know that it's actually a combat dagger
A drian
A drian پیش 2 ماه
The ending could have been so good, if you become the new Vos, all psycho...
William Batsche
William Batsche پیش 2 ماه
If you're considering doing a knife only run, you can get the tanto by finding 6 lost letters. It's stronger than the base machete.
Naomi Mills
Naomi Mills پیش 2 ماه
How about a real challenge, can you beat any game without looking at a single bucket (preferred Skyrim)
JuggerJake 115
JuggerJake 115 پیش 2 ماه
Yeah, that tribal knife is not in the PC port. It is a Japanese blade instead.
Jdm Fanboy
Jdm Fanboy پیش 2 ماه
Why is pip boy here
Kronk The Buff Mailman
Kronk The Buff Mailman پیش 2 ماه
Sneak 100
Flips پیش 2 ماه
Ok this is a old video but the first shot can 100% not be shot . I just replayed the game 2 weeks ago and didn’t shoot the pipe... because my dumbass didn’t see it
Kārlis Šulcs
Kārlis Šulcs پیش 2 ماه
I swear to god i never even once put out a fire in that mission, where you said that it is mandatory.
Amrit Srivastava
Amrit Srivastava پیش 3 ماه
Well fuck you too.
TheNotMeme Lord
TheNotMeme Lord پیش 3 ماه
It’s like Skyrim, but with guns.
Moo Moo
Moo Moo پیش 3 ماه
and fuck you
FBI پیش 3 ماه
Tl;Dr no
Trinoxx پیش 3 ماه
Was he playing on pc, or PS ?
Oliver Grudzinski
Oliver Grudzinski پیش 3 ماه
why didnt you just take the repair kit?
Animus پیش 3 ماه
Honestly I didn’t know that you had to shoot out the water valve. I just ran straight through the fire and lived
Michael Taylor
Michael Taylor پیش 3 ماه
you are a legend dude
Cake _118
Cake _118 پیش 3 ماه
“Fuckin’ shut up!” Where did that come from 😂
Dinabandhu Sarkar
Dinabandhu Sarkar پیش 3 ماه
ً پیش 3 ماه
00:00 ●────────── 1:00 ⇆ㅤㅤㅤㅤ◁ㅤㅤ❚❚ㅤㅤ▷ㅤㅤㅤㅤ↻
Ing. V. Calles
Ing. V. Calles پیش 3 ماه
You can't burn the marijuana with the machete 🔪
Bossman aka The GOAT
Bossman aka The GOAT پیش 3 ماه
Real real Question can you beat far cry 4 with rocks only
البطريق پیش 3 ماه
i cant upgrade my knifes
GivemehNuggy پیش 3 ماه
It should be can u beat far cry new dawn with only a level 1 bat
Cameron Galles
Cameron Galles پیش 3 ماه
Please do something with farcry 2. Such a legendary game
TimedRuby9 پیش 3 ماه
This is what happens when you bring a knife to a gunfight.
NoOoBy پیش 3 ماه
I do the challenge by me self it's hard but if you finish it you feel like a GOD
cool club rules: no anime
The real question here is that can you beat dark souls 3 with only the broadsword.
Colton Wilkie
Colton Wilkie پیش 3 ماه
I'll never understand why he just sits there and shoots at nothing to empty his clip instead of doing the common sense thing and you know, just not pressing the shoot button? Come on Paul, thought your IQ was above average.
JamesK.P پیش 3 ماه
Can you walk only using your legs
Toothpick Provider
Toothpick Provider پیش 3 ماه
"Upgraded my sack to allow it to contain 32 items" That's gotta be SOMEONE'S thing...
Miguel Ángel Zapata Cisneros
Latinos in Far Cry 3 be like:
DHIRAL پیش 3 ماه
Please make another video on FC3!!!
Korbin Edwards
Korbin Edwards پیش 3 ماه
12:07 owwwwwww I punched a wall before and it wasn't as worse as that
Blunt Man
Blunt Man پیش 3 ماه
Hit like just cuz of the "Oz" reference lol!
Joe M.
Joe M. پیش 3 ماه
10:30 reminds me of dark viper au pacifist% lol
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